Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Suratan [atau] Kebetulan



Sejak akhir-akhir ni sibuk betul berulang-alik ke rumah baru. Ubah-suai, tebas rumput, cuci. Seharian dekat sana. Sebab kawasan baru, jadi bila nak solat mula gelabah. Yang bagusnya, adalah modal sembang nak kenal-kenal jiran baru...hehe. [pandai tak?]


A: Arah qiblat belah mana kak?
B: Ooo, senang aje. Tu [dengan jari telunjuk], ikut arah 'satellite dish' ASTRO tu!
A: [Diam]..... "Oooooo...." [sepuluh-harkat panjang]


Kebetulan? Wallahua'lam.


*Sahih atau tak, tak berani lah jamin, tapi lepas tanya ramai orang KEBANYAKANNYA dapat jawapan yang serupa.
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20 comments:

  1. hanieOctober 27, 2010 at 4:58 PM

    tok...rasa jenaka betul letak nama tok dekat link blog... "tok ngulu al-bebek" hahahaha..

    raya aji sok den mintak mahap le ye tok..kuikuikui

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  2. alharieszOctober 27, 2010 at 5:10 PM

    Wakaakakkkkakakkaaka....[gelak sambil geget kaki cho]

    tapi ok gak name tuh...boleh dikomersialkan.

    *Deepavali pun boleh...awal sket.

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  3. alienOctober 27, 2010 at 5:14 PM

    ahaha~
    beli kompas cek la

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  4. alharieszOctober 27, 2010 at 5:22 PM

    menyelam sambil minom ayaq...

    buleh sembang2 ngan jiran baru...

    ngahahahahahahaahaha

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  5. mirachantekOctober 27, 2010 at 6:35 PM

    tak tanya awek ke weh

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  6. alharieszOctober 27, 2010 at 6:50 PM

    lalalalalalalalalala :D

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  7. Selamber RockOctober 27, 2010 at 7:18 PM

    xkan xde surau area situ?

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  8. makwe joniOctober 27, 2010 at 7:19 PM

    aah lah tok..aku selalu g mana2 pun selalu pun aku tgk sama mcm gitu lah...

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  9. alharieszOctober 27, 2010 at 7:57 PM

    jue ajiz: ado...tapi tok dah belengas badan, mane nak carik surau...area baru... solat kat umah aje le jawabnye...

    [tok ngaku tok takde le rajin benor gi masjid / mussolla...sob sob...insaaap]

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  10. alharieszOctober 27, 2010 at 8:09 PM

    citah: itu le...tok name je remaja bangka, kekadang bukannya tau sgt pun menda2 hi-tech2 nih...

    *tua ye, bukan nyanyuk...harap maklong

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  11. makwe joniOctober 27, 2010 at 8:38 PM

    lah...takdek sape pun cakap nyanyuk..knp kh?

    *oo..agak org tua ni mmg sensitip lah**

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  12. alharieszOctober 27, 2010 at 10:02 PM

    tetiba tok nak ber-tagteam ngan cho.... wachaaaaaa

    [karate tengkuk citahruddin]

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  13. farwalisOctober 27, 2010 at 11:12 PM

    aku.....isk.....aku pun konpius...

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  14. hanieOctober 28, 2010 at 8:33 AM

    tok..sila buat appointment dulu ye..
    walk-in gini gaya mmg mintak siku ke rusuk..

    hahahahaaha!

    tp kan..tok punye pasal..buleh la..sila tambah sepam lagi karate ke citah..hahahaha

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  15. alharieszOctober 28, 2010 at 9:56 AM

    caki: ko buat tok konpius same....

    agaggagaggagaggaggaga :D

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  16. alharieszOctober 28, 2010 at 9:59 AM

    CHO: sekuriti...eh, sekreteri ko kata jadual ko kosong sebulan... takdak customer...

    jadik dia suh aku terjah aje bile2 mase...

    ok dok??

    [sambil mengumpan gula2 Hacks perasa cengkih kpd cik sekreteri]

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  17. Shukri Mohd AliOctober 28, 2010 at 12:56 PM

    wah...ikut arah astro ek...tp kat umah sy pun mmg btol...arah satelit tu ikut kiblat.

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  18. alharieszOctober 28, 2010 at 3:37 PM

    itu le...tok dpt info lambat... baru nak masukkan Discovery Channel nih...

    agagagaggagagagga :D

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  19. FirolOctober 31, 2010 at 8:29 AM

    tapi setakat ni kedudukan piring tu memang arah yang sama. tepat ke tidak wallahualam le

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  20. alharieszNovember 2, 2010 at 11:29 AM

    al-bos: setakat arini aku masih ikut arah piring tu le...tapi pahni kena la ikhtiar lain plak... cari kompas kiblat agaknya... hoho

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